witneyhouston:

im having one of those nights where u watch one youtube video and watch a related video and 3 hours later ur watching an hour long conspiracy documentary about how the illuminati killed michael jackson 

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goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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laugh-addict:

family events

(Source: fricksters, via dontletmebethelasttoloveyou)

• Friend: go ask
• Me: no you go ask
• Friend: no you
• Me: fine can i have ketchup

iceepr1ncess:

literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone

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jpgay:

me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto 

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beautifulkink:

domwithpen:

treatingherwell:

a lot of bdsm porn sites in the history. Later that night, she showed it to her husband, and asked what they should do about it. After thinking for a moment, the husband looked to his wife, and said, “Well, we obviously can’t spank her.”

LMMFAO

Rofl

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